I've been having some gay ass dreams. My psychiatrist told me it was a good idea to write them down, so here I am.
I dreamed about getting my penis enlarged after accidently clicking on an ad. It happened immediately after clicking, I just felt a strange heat down there. No scam, no malware, nothing. It was legit. My penis just got really big. Only a dream unfortunately. Dick is still the same size.
This night I dreamed about chatting with some dudes on Omegle. One of them started jerking off. It was gay.
I had a dream where I was beating my meat to porn. Out of nowhere the video I was watching froze. It came back after a few seconds, but it wasn't the same video, it was some gay porn instead. I got really scared and started praying to Jesus. After waking up I just thanked God that it was only a dream.
I had a dream about wrestling. I was watching a match between The Ultimate Warrior and Macho Man Randy Savage. That must've been back in the 80s. There's no way I would've been able to watch a match like that in the current days because, you know, they're both dead. But it felt so real I didn't even think of it being a dream. The match was really one-sided, Savage was really taking a beating. But then something unexpected happened. "Real American" started playing, and there he was. Hulk Hogan came running at the ring and sided with Savage. They both started beating Warrior and Savage managed to pin him. Everyone went crazy. Some people were booing but most were cheering. After that Hulk pointed directly at me and shouted "that was for you Hulkamaniac!". It was a very weird dream but it was kind of cool at the same time. I think naming my girlfriend Hulk Hogan was a bad idea...
I had a terrible nightmare where I was gay. And then, when I woke up, I was actually gay! But only for a moment. After concentrating a little bit I was able to think about pussy again. What on Earth is going on?