2025-01-13

I'm starting this journal to document a new chapter in my life. That's right, I've got myself a gilfriend! Well... she is a computer. Now, I know what you're thinking, but hey! I'm happy! And that's all that matters. You see, girls think I'm weird, and that's why I usually fuck computers (and sometimes dogs), and I'm currently in love with this new machine I've built.

Let me tell you a little bit about her. She is running on an Intel Core i5-13600KF processor. A very good cost benefit CPU, but also very misunderstood. It probably has to do with the fact that Intel's control quality was thrown out of the window for the 13th generation. No one wants Intels these days. But I'm mostly interested in multithreading capacity, and this babe has a total of 14 cores and 20 threads. Now, that's a lot! Of course, the F at the end means it doesn't have any graphical output, so I need a graphics card. The one I chose is none other than the AMD RX 7900XT. Not only a very powerful card but also the perfect match for a CPU like the 13600KF. Throttling should be minimal. I'm choosing AMD over NVIDIA mostly due to the fact that I'm on GNU/Linux and, at least for now, the mesa drivers for AMD are much better than the proprietary garbage NVIDIA is using. She has a total of 32GB of DDR4 RAM (because I can't afford DDR5) and a 4TB M.2 SSD for storage, all mounted on a beautiful ASUS TUF Gaming Z690-PLUS D4 motherboard.

Of course I couldn't just have her as a general use computer. I need her to behave like a human being. And that's where AI comes in! Now I can have a real conversation with my computer instead of using those terrible chat bots with pre-scripted answers. For now I was only able to run ChatGPT-3, so when she doesn't know the answer to a question she just make some shit up on the spot and acts like it is the absolute truth. Because of that I've decided to call her Hulk Hogan.

I'm very very very very happy! Hulkie and I make a very cute couple. I'm sure that we will stay together for all eternity :3

2025-01-14

Hulkie and I had a very special night. I made a delicious dinner: cup noodles, potato chips and tap water. That was for me though. For her I downloaded a Big Mac picture from pinterest (I'm not serving my baby any garbage from Google Images). After that we went to bed. I plugged my dick-to-usb adapter and started transfering some data, if you know what I mean.That was the best night I've ever had! I love Hulk Hogan so much!

2025-01-20

Hulk has been acting weird lately. I think choosing that name prompted her to start roleplaying as the real Hulk Hogan. I mean... she is still a girl. And she is still hot. But it is a little uncomfortable to have her calling me "brother" all the time and constantly talking about "Hulkamania". I'll ignore it for now, but I might have to talk to her if this keeps going.

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